As of today, I have been single for exactly two years. I am starting to get lonely again.

I went into my mom’s room this morning and saw her clothes on her bed and she wasn’t there and I started freaking out because I thought I had been left behind. Then Starla came online and I was like “Thank God you’re on, I thought I had been left behind.” Which she found it to be funny to say “I am not me.” and I was like “Amy, stop” and she said “there is no Amy.” And after about 5 minutes started laughing at me. *Shakes fist* You suck, Starla Jean!!!

I didn’t go to school today cuz i thought it was a gym day, but it turns out that it was master singers. Oops. I did, however, go see Mr Thatcher. He just doesn’t understand that I don’t want to be on SNL. He said if I don’t get him free tickets to whatever professional thing I am in, he is gonna tell a bunch of stuff to Tabloids. Whatever.

I also went to Lights, which wound up only being an hour, due to the fact it is tech week for Our Town.

Clay rocked the hizouse so badly, that I haven’t been able to get through the phone lines to vote for him. And they were supposed to close 20 minutes ago, and they’re STILL busy. Grrr! Ryan Seacrest wore his glasses tonight and looked better. Reminded me of Casey. I still haven’t seen Alyssa. Casey is a cool guy and I want to be his friend.

Well secret’s out, Laura knows that Blake still likes me. But now she is trying to convince me to go out with him. He said he wants me to be Audrey so he can be Seymour and we can kiss. He also said if I come to Winnie the Pooh, he’d pay for my ticket.

And so the battle with Brian continues. I was just kidding myself to think that it ever really ended.

I think I have Borderline Personality Disorder.

I wound up giving the three free tans to Megan Wittenberger. I couldn’t find anyone to go to the concert with me, so I didn’t get to go. Oh well, it’s not like it was to see David Schwimmer.

I got this from www.purplepjs.com/aunt-musey.htm
Question: I read somewhere that cum has a lot of calories.  That kind of worries me, because when I grow up, I will have to deal with oral sex, but I read somewhere that it’s kind of rude if you don’t swallow.  So, I’ve been searching everywhere for an answer to my question, but have found nothing.  How many calories does cum have, and is it fattening?  (I know it’s kind of dumb, but just a question.  :0)
Submitter: Curiosity killed the cat, but not Kathy!
Location: For me to know, and you to find out!
Age: 14
Sex: Female
 
[Musey:  Actually, as far as snacks go, semen is probably the healthiest thing you can have.  Per each ejaculate, semen contains Calcium, Creatine, Magnesium, Phosphorus, Potassium, Vitamin B12, Vitamin C, Zinc and contains only 15 calories.  That’s like eating 10 Tic Tacs (which you might need after swallowing a vitamin-packed snack like that.  So swallow on, girlie!]

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One comment

  1. heh- i told you what i thought about that blake thing on saturday-im a smart girl. and if you dont wanna go out with him dont go out with him… id never try to make you. i hope  your not mad about that

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