Okay, so now that I have had a week to ponder on the events that unfolded at Shellie’s party, I think it’s finally time to write about it.
So last Friday the day started out well when I heard the unfamiliar sounds of an ice cream truck. I happily ran outside with money. I have lived here for 15 years and that’s the first ice cream truck I’ve seen in Mundelein! My mom said they’re illegal here. I made the mistake of telling the really cute 19-year-old-looking ice cream man that and he hasn’t been back since . I bought a snow cone. It had red in it blah. As soon as I opened it, it fell on my dirty floor. So I went to run it under water and it started melting!!! I started eating what was left and the red was strawberry!!! Yay!!!
So then at night I went to Shellie’s party. There weren’t many people there and I didn’t know anyone except Shellie and Heather. Well and Liz and Gina, but family stayed inside the house the entire time. I think 99.7% of the people that came and went at the party were chain smokers. I left the party wanting a cigarette. So anyway, Kristina didn’t show up until like 9:30pm and then decided she wasn’t gonna spend the night. It was cold and rainy and my hair was frizzing up a lot. I told her if she stayed she could feel how hard my nipples were. HAHA. She declined. Oh, and Emma was invited only because she heard Shellie and Kristina talking about it (kinda like when Gunther was invited to Ross’s Emily bachelor party hehe). She didn’t come because I was going to be there. She apparently is still trash talking about me and tells Kristina that she hates me. But she hugs me when she sees me. I can’t stand that! She has no right to hate me, she doesn’t even know me. I understand if she didn’t like me during Grease, cuz I had her part, But GRease is long since over. I can’t believe she and Ian are so closely related. That Josh guy never showed up, so my FRIENDS trivia game and book went to waste.
At like 1:00AM, Shellie and I went for an excursion around her neighbourhood. We must have been gone for like 10 or 15 minutes. Not very long. We heard some female screaming and assumed it came from her house, cuz nobody else had lights on. Then a few minutes later we heard a man say “Hey, you, come here!” And then we heard a door opening. So we ran back to her house.
Everyone was in her backyard sitting by the campfire. The only people that were still there besides Me, Shellie, and Heather were a girl named Colleen, a girl named Melissa, who apparently went to Sandburg for middle school, and Melissa’s “friend” Brandon. Oh, and we were only allowed to go inside the house to go to the bathroom because they just got a kitten named “Jezebel,” which Shellie likes to call “Jizz ball.” So we’re all playing “I never” with pop and like everyone is done with their 2nd and 3rd cans, and I’m still on my first, and it’s almost full. Haha, go me! They were complaining that I haven’t done anything and I said I have, they jus haven’t gotten to it. So they switched to Truth or Dare so they could get it out of me. They did. Blah. I drank so much pop at her party I was in the bathroom about every hour.
So Melissa decided that she was going to have Heather bring up the fact that she missed a birth control pill and thought she was pregnant (not true). So Heather says something and Brandon starts freaking out (as I said, he’s her “friend”). And I was laughing when Heather was saying that and Brandon kept looking at me weird. So he’s like freaking out and I’m like “Dude, Melissa, you have to tell him the truth, he’s freaking out, I feel so bad.” And she’s just sitting there laughing. So, eventually, after like 5 or so minutes, she goes “You’ve been Xed.” And Brandon as like “What?” And Colleen goes “You’ve been Punk’d.” And he got really pissed. I couldn’t believe they said it like that lol. Oh, the media.
So, to break the tension, since we were sitting around a campfire, I decided to tell the Theatrefest ghost story. Then Brandon and Heather started telling ghost stories. Then we started hearing strange noise, like someone running through the bushes. But we heard it from like two or three different directions. Then we saw this weird white light. We sent Brandon into the bushes with an axe. He came back and said nobody was there. Then they asked me and Shellie if one of us had screamed while we were on our walk, cuz they heard it too. So we’re all like freaking out, it must have been about 3:30am or 4:00am, but Shellie wouldn’t let us go into her house, cuz we weren’t allowed. And we didn’t want to sleep in the tent cuz we thought someone was out there. And I have been jumpy the passed few months, because of the whole seeing a guy outside my sliding glass door holding a three foot rifle. Then Colleen complains that something was scratching her leg, and nobody was around. So I quoted Phoebe and said “Something just brushed up against my left leg!!!…Nevermind, it was just my right leg.” At Least everyone laughed.
So we spent the next couple hours freaking out, and, eventually, at about 6am, went into the tent, because it was light outside. We fell asleep at maybe 7am and got like an hour and a half of sleep. Then Melissa and Brandon left, because Melissa had to go to work. Then Shellie and Colleen and I went into Shellie’s room for a nap (we didn’t sleep) and I looked through Shellie’s 8th grade yearbook and Kristy Kranz and Jacque Meyer were in it. Hahaha. Then Greg (a guy who had been there before) called and said he was coming over. Then Shellie and Heather and Greg had a conference, about which you need not know. And Liz and Colleen and I tried to eavesdrop. Then Shellie ran away and Colleen and Liz went to find her. Then Liz took Colleen home and when she came back she took me, Shellie, and Heather out to lunch at a place called The Cedar Cafe, which was next to where Laura’s grad party was. I had the most fulfilling Julienne Salad in my entire life. MMM. Then we went to Wal Mart in Gurnee and Shellie and I kept seeing pennies (Some woman wrote a book that said if you find pennies, it means someone is trying to contact you from the other side. I’m still not sure if I believe that or not. But if it’s true, and I was dead and trying to contact someone with pennies, I wouldn’t leave just one, I’d spell something out. Seriously). Then we went back to Shellie’s house and she, Heather, and I napped for like an hour and a half while Liz went to go pick up Gina from swimming. Then I called my mom to come get me.
When I got in the car, my mom told me that my dad called and I was to call him Re: something that happened at the party. So I was all confused. I called him and he said he got a call from my cell phone at 4:00am and he heard our conversation for like 10 minutes and he thought someone broke into the house and he was gonna call the police, but he didn’t know the address of where we were. He also said that he heard some woman asking us if we were okay. That never happened. Then I got home and Amy Henderson said she got a phone call from my cell phone at 4:30am. So I checked my cell phone and it had called my dad at 4:07am and Amy at 4:32am. Here’s the scary thing, my cell phone was on keyguard, in my purse, next to me the whole time. The only time it wasn’t was when I lent it to Heather to call Greg and I checked my phone and that was sometime around 2:30am and I put it right back on keyguard. I told Shellie about that on Monday and she started freaking out and saying “No!! There are NO ghost in my backyard!!!” And ran downstairs into the neighbourhood. So That’s the story of Shellie’s party. There ya go, Laura.
I was watching Mad TV on Saturday night and there was a sketch where Connie Chung was interviewing some prostitute and she asked the prostitute if she had slept with any celebrities. I was like “Don’t even!” And she goes, “Well someone that’s on a famous sitcom.” “Nooo, don’t you dare!” “David ‘one nut’ Schwimmer.” “Stupid bitch, I warned you!!!” And then Connie Chung asked her how it was and the prositute goes “Let’s just say, I had a ball.” I don’t know why she said that. Tom Green is the one who only has one testicle. Haha, last night Tom Green said “After the divorce, my dog, Annie, would climb into bed next to me so I wouldn’t have to sleep in a big bed all by myself with no bitch next to me.” HAHAHA, Drew Barrywhore.
I was listening to the threesome the other day and the first song was “I don’t Want to Wait” by Paula Cole. And I always try to guess what the other two songs will be and what the connection between them is, but I am never right. So I guessed that the nexxt two songs would be “I’ll be There for You” by the Rembrandts and “Closer to Free” by the Bodeens. Haha could I BE more right? They played “Closer to Free” before “I’ll be There for You,” but still. That was hilarious. If you don’t know the connection between them, they’re all theme songs for TV shows. “I Don’t Want to Wait”-Dawson’s Creek, “Closer to Free”-Party of Five (I loved that show and Scott Wolf is so frickin hot!), and “I’ll be There for You”- FRIENDS. If you didn’t know that last one, you must be living under a rock in a cave on Mars with your fingers in your ears.
John Mayer was voted like one of the ugliest musicians. I dunno who decided that, prolly People Magazine. But he’s so hot!!!
I figured that there wouldn’t be so many Skid Row murders if they would just find a woman on her period to hold over the stupid plant!
Baskin Robbins doesn’t have Daquiri Ice anymore!! I am going to cry!!
Speaking of Robbins, we got my birth certificate corrected, but they didn’t give us our money back. They suck. DAMN EVANSTON HOSPITAL TO HELL!
The other day, I saw Brandon Kalcsics driving the biggest frickin SUV I’ve ever seen in my entire life. I bet he was tryin to compensate for something. HAHAHAHA.
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