There was a second grade teacher in a Milwaukee school talking about baseball teams. The teacher asked the class, raise your hand if you’re a Brewers fan. All but one of the students raised their hands. The teacher asked the student, “well if you live in Milwaukee and you’re not a Brewers fan, who do you cheer for?”
The student says, “I’m a Cubs fan. My dad is from Chicago and my mom is from Chicago. They taught me to be a Cubs fan.” The teacher then questions the students, “Using that logic, if your dad was mullet-wearing, drug dealing white trash and your mom was a prostitute, would you follow in their footsteps then?
The student looks at his teacher and says “No, then I’d be a White Sox fan.”