Somebody’s bra is lying in the middle of the hallway.
It was 30º today and people are still wearing sandals. I don’t get it.
The bottom of the Jimmy John’s menu says “Your Mom wants you to eat at Jimmy John’s.” I talked to my Mom about this and found out that Jimmy John is a liar. Well it’s probably not him that printed that lie on the menu, because he went to Eastern and people who go to Eastern are awesome.