Dearest Ovaries,

Kindly stop growling at me, I’m not going to feed you. I already ate dinner and I’m not hungry. Plus everytime I let you pick what I eat, I later wish I hadn’t, because it wasn’t nearly as satisfying as I expected it to be. Probably because you suck the life out of everything.


P.S. I hate you. A lot.

I think it’s time to go buy some milk to calm these suckers down.

This is what my ovaries remind me of (if you can’t tell by the song I have listed lol):


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