Auto response from WaTEr CHuCKaLL0W: What You Gon’ Do With All That Junk Inside That Trunk?
Make a collage.
Donate it to Goodwill.
Sell it on eBay.
I don’t know. Do you want it?
Consolidate it into a smaller trunk.
Preserve it so that my grandchildren may have a meaningful connection to their heritage.
Shoot it up.