Month: April 2005

So Anna Nalick was giving a free performance in Chicago on Wednesday night but I had to go to film so I couldn’t go. But Pat Gonder did make up an interesting song about a golden penis and we played a video game with a busty woman and she said Jenny and then stuck out her chest and we watched that part a few times it was funny. Jenny BAM! So I have officially turned in three out of three papers for that class and I have another one due this week and we are watching The Incredibles. Then we just have a final to turn in next week but I suggested watching Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind so we are going to do that and he is going to spring for food yay.

So sometime last week I was playing with Facebook and randomly thought of Anna Greger, who I have not seen or heard from since 7th grade. And I searched for her and she was not on there. And I was also thinking about how I remember all these people from my past and none of them remember me. And then I forgot about it. Until a few days later. When Anna Greger IMed me. What?! That is crazy. I guess she got my screen name from Audrey, which is weird because Audrey has had my screen name for like four years. She goes to school with Elsbeth now. Crazy.

Tom is no longer getting married *cough*. Okay I’m sorry that she cheated on him, that is not cool, but yeah I had an inkling they wouldn’t make it to the altar. It just wasn’t right.

This dizzyness thing is getting out of hand. Now instead of once in a while it’s there all the time and I’ve been missing a lot of class because of it. My Dad finally convinced me to make a doctor’s appointment, which is rare because doctors don’t know what they are doing so I never go and I just let whatever is wrong subside on its own. Well this isn’t going away, so I had to make an appointment, but I can’t get in for another month. And this is just getting worse and my Dad doesn’t even want me driving, because he is worried I might pass out, even though I have never passed out before in my life. So I am trying to figure out how I can get out of driving as much as possible. So I called my speech teacher today and asked if I could withdraw from his class (I know this means for sure no Eastern in the Fall), because I still have to do two speeches and take a final so I will have to be there at least three more times. He said he’ll ask the department if I can withdraw. I’m collecting W’s on my transcript now, great. And I’m not going to go to Ethics on Monday, I will just e-mail him everything, including this paper I have to write which is supposed to be around 4-5 pages. Then Tuesday I won’t go to American Decades but I will on Thursday because I have a group project that I need to present (I have to do a movie from he 90s that represents the culture at the time and I have decided on Clueless lol). Oh and I may wind up with a W from that class anyway because I satill have so much crap to do in there and I don’t know if I can bring myself to do it, but I am gonna TRY to do at least some of it, but she said if anybody fails her class she’ll automatically give them a W. I e-mailed Ryan to see if he can give me a ride to film on Wednesday. And I still have to go to two English classes I don’t have a choice, I can’t miss that because I have already withdrawn from English Comp 1 twice and plus I have already written six papers for that class and I just have two more to go and they are really short. Anyway, my Dad thinks I have some kind of sugar problem, so of course me being paranoid and always thinking the worst, called Kristen and had her list off her symptoms for me and it sounds like there is a possibility that I may have Type 1 Diabetes and maybe that is why I have been losing weight all of a sudden. Wonderful. So my Dad is making me go to his doctor next week because this can’t be ignored. Blah. But Kelly’s play is next weekend, so I really hope I will be able to drive to that because Shellie still doesn’t have her license. This bites.

ENFJ- The Teacher
You scored 90% I to E, 47% N to S, 9% F to T, and 31% J to P!
Your type is known as the teacher, or the educating mentor. You also belong to the larger group, called idealists. You tend to bring out the best in other people. You lead without seeming to do so. People are naturally drawn to you. You expect the very best from people which takes the form of enthusiastic encouragement which is so charming that people try their best not to disappoint you. You share your personality type with 3% of the population.

You need to feel a deep and meaningful connection to your romantic partners, and go to great lengths to understand and please your mate. Harmony is vitally important to you, and you often put others’ needs before your own. You have a pretty thin skin and are easily hurt. Although you strive for harmony, when your values or ethics are violated, you can be very emotional, confrontational, and even punishing. However, you are very insightful about the underlying cause of conflicts, and an excellent communicator, so you have the tools to bring about a quick and peaceful resolution as long as you can keep control of your facilities. You want to be appreciated for your thoughtfulness and compassion. You need your partner to make a real effort to get to know you. Above all, you need to be able to express your feelings and have them taken seriously.

Your group summary: idealists (NF)

Your type summary: ENFJ

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 89% on I to E
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You scored higher than 57% on N to S
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You scored higher than 5% on F to T
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You scored higher than 26% on J to P

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The tempter
Congratulations! You scored 65%!
You Know all The tricks My friend. calm and confident there’s no one you cant please. you love a good time and usally are the one who makes it good!

This test tracked 1 variable How the score compared to the other people’s:
Higher than 13% on Kissablepoints

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Your #1 Match: ESFP

The Performer

You are a natural performer and happiest when you’re entertaining others.
A great friend, you are generous, fun-loving and optimistic.
You love to laugh – and you like almost all people equally.
You accept life as it is, and you do your best to make each day fantastic.

You would make a good actor, designer, or counselor.

Your #2 Match: ISFP

The Artist

You are a gifted artist or musician (though your talents may be dormant right now).
You enjoy spending your free time in nature, and you are good with animals and children.
Simply put, you enjoy bueaty in all its forms and live for the simple pleasures in life.
Gentle, sensitive, and compassionate – you are good at recognizing people’s unspoken needs.

You would make a good veterinarian, pediatrician, or composer.

Your #3 Match: ESFJ

The Caregiver

You are sympathetic and caring, putting friends and family first.
A creature of habit, you prefer routines and have trouble with change.
You love being in groups – whether you’re helping people or working on a project.
You are good at listening, laughing, and bringing out the best in people.

You would make a great nurse, social worker, or teacher.

Your #4 Match: ISFJ

The Nurturer

You have a strong need to belong, and you very loyal.
A good listener, you excell at helping others in practical ways.
In your spare time, you enjoy engaging your senses through art, cooking, and music.
You find it easy to be devoted to one person, who you do special things for.

You would make a good interior designer, chef, or child psychologist.

Your #5 Match: ENFP

The Inspirer

You love being around people, and you are deeply committed to your friends.
You are also unconventional, irreverant, and unimpressed by authority and rules.
Incredibly perceptive, you can usually sense if someone has hidden motives.
You use lots of colorful language and expressions. You’re qutie the storyteller!

You would make an excellent entrepreneur, politician, or journalist.



The Basics

01. name : Jami
02. nicknames : no have
03. sex: fe-mail
04. birthday : February 24
06. star sign : watch out for falling rocks
07. place of birth : Evanston
08. current residence : Mundeathlein
09. hair color: dark brown with hints of red
10. eye color: Brown
11.weight: well I’ve waited 13lbs to say this, but the weight on my driover’s license is finally not a lie!
12. Height: 5’3″
13. writing hand: Right

Body Ills & Skills

15. can you roll your tongue : Yes.
16. can you raise one eyebrow at a time? : Yep
17 can you blow smoke rings : Can’t say that I would know…
18. can you blow spit bubbles : lol yep
19. can you cross your eyes : Yes. It kinda hurts, though.
20. can you flip your eyelids out : haha no but when i was younger i tried a few times
22. piercings: Just my ears.
23. do you make your bed daily: No, what’s the point?!? And how is this a “Body” question? Wait… don’t answer that… maybe I don’t want to know. <—lol, Hayley


24. which shoe goes on first : Right
25. speaking of shoes, have you thrown one at someone : yes! when I was working at Sars I threw one at Robert and missed because I throw like a girl. remind me again why Tom is friends with him
26. how much money is usually in your wallet : I don’t have a wallet and I usually don’t carry cash on me—just my debit card and credit card
27. what jewelry do you wear 24/7: my chastity ring
28. whats sexiest on a guy : meh
29. whats sexiest on a girl : haha this is for Ryan… “Jenny. BAM!”
30. would you rather be on time and look ok or late and look great : on time. definitely on time


31. Favorite food : pasta!
32. do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it : twirl it fo sho
33. how many cereals are in your cabinet : uhhh…one or two
34. what utensils do you use eating pizza : I use my heands unless it is from Gino’s East or Lou Malnati’s, then I use a fork and knife
36. how long do your showers last: 30 minutes or so. i LOVE water and I really miss swimming
37. hair drying method : jus put it back and let it dry like that
38. do you swear : if i’m REALLY angry or frustrated
39. do you spit or swallow : ask me again when I am married 🙂
40. do you spit in public : no, that’s gross. that is one of the things that really bothered me about Matt is that he spit in public. or even at all. ick

In + Around

41. the cd player : Anna Nalick- Wreck of the Day and Wicked. Soon to be Spamalot!
42. person you talk most on the phone with : my Dad…i am not a phone person
43. what color are your bed sheets : mismatched. I have no idea why I can’t find a full set, because I have like four lol
44. do you use an alarm clock : yeah
45. name something you’re obsessed with : hmm…prolly the Wicked cd
46. window seat or aisle : depends on who is across the aisle
47. whats your sleeping position : on my left side
48. what kind of bed do you like : my quasi waterbed that I have had since I was two or three!!
49. in hot weather do you use a blanket : if i get cold because my fan is on and I am too lazy to get up to turn it off lol
50. do you snore : No
51. do you sleep walk : No
52. do you talk in your sleep: no but Jennie Parks once told me I sing in my sleep
53. sleep with a stuffed animal : yup, Yeshua
54. how about the light on: noooo
55. do you fall asleep with the TV or radio on : nope

When Was the Last Time You

56. had sex : i’m ariana. the boys are urgin’. i’m always proud. to stay a virgin!
57. were kissed or kissed someone : that i care to remember? four years ago. that i actually did? end of last summer
58. watched Bambi : years ago
59. cried : last night because i was late taking my medication and i just had a random cry for no reason
60. talked on the phone: a few hours ago when my Dad called
61. read a book: I read half of Wicked over spring break
62. punched someone : senior year in hs. he told me to punch him in the arm

The future

63. where do you see yourself in 10 years : I’ll be a amental health counselor with the most wonderful husband I can ever imagine
64. who are you gonna be married to and where : I dunno and I really want to live in Baltimore for some reason, even though I’ve never been there
65. your profession: mental health counselor
66. future school : Eastern and then I dunno for grad school, maybe Loyola Maryland or Northwestern (yeah, good luck to me)

What The *beep*?

67. What facial feature do you find the most attractive on others? eyes
68. Would you vote for a woman candidate for president? if I liked what she stood for
69. Would you marry for money? who do you think I am—Julie Cooper???
70. Have you had braces? Yup.
71. Have you had surgery? yes
72. Do you ever cut or hurt yourself : not intentionally lol
73. When was the last time you had a hickey? Never
74. Could you live without a computer? probably not
75. Do you use ICQ, AOL Buddy list, etc? yeah, but not ICQ
76. If so, how many people are on your list(s)? 131 on AOL/AIM but a few of them are more than one person, I’m too lazy to count for Yahoo, and 46 on MSN
77. If you could live in any past time period, which would it be? the 1950s when most people had morals!
78. Do you drink enough water? nope and my tongue is always white because of it
79. Do you wear shoes in the house or take them off? take em off
80. What is your favorite fruit? clementines!
81. Do you eat wheat bread or brown? oh my gosh do not bring up bread right now, it’s still Passover!!!
82. What is your favorite place to visit? I REALLY SUPER BADLY want to go to Oz (the Australia kind, not the Dorothy kind)
83. What is the last movie you saw in the theaters? Hitch
84. Do you kiss on the first date? If I like him enough to be out on a date with him then yes. on or before lol
85. Are you photogenic? ha no
86. Do you dream in color or black and white? colour
87. Do you have any dimples? nope
88. Do you remember being born? haha no
89. Do you like surveys? Sometimes.
90. Do you drink? no way!
91. Did you like high school? ugh no
92. What is the most beautiful language? good question. I can’t really answer this fairly, considering I have not heard every single language, but right now I would have to say ASL
93. When you are asleep do you like being awoken with a kiss? I’ve never had that happen before, so I dunno
94. Sunrises or sunsets the most? Fiddler on the Roof? Sunsets, because sunrises are waaaaay too early
95. Do you want to live to be 100? no way
96. Is a flat stomach important to you? not on other people but I wish I had one
97. Do you or have you played with a ouija board? yeah I remember doing it at Brittany Walker’s house once in 8th grade with her and her Mom and we knew Brittany was moving it because everything was spelled wrong haha. but never again, I don’t mess with that stuff, it’s bad
98. Are you loyal? Yes.
99. Are you tolerant of other people’s beliefs? depends on my mood and who it is lol
100. When you watch movies at home, do you like the lights on or off? On.
101. Do you believe in magic? magic tricks are cool, especially when done by the Amazing Jonathan or Penn and Teller, but I don’t believe in the magic spell crap
102. Do you have nightmares frequently? nope
103. Do you like your hair? HAHAHAHAHA you’ve obviously never SEEN my hair, have you?
104. Do you like abstract art? I’m not a big art person
105. Do you think you can draw well? better than some, not as good as others
106. Do you listen to music daily? Yes
107. Do you like to watch cartoons? T minues two days til the Family Guy season premiere!!!
108. At what age did you find out that Santa Claus wasn’t real? I’m Jewish?
109. How many pairs of shoes do have? Skechers, Tevas, rehearsal shoes, hideous dress shoes that Brian picked out haha, tan character shoes, black character shoes that used to have taps on them
110. Do you like to wear the same shoes everyday or do you like a variety? If I had my way I’d wear my Tevas everyday, but it gets cold sometimes and I can’t wear them
111. Do you write poetry? nope.
112. Do you smile a lot? yup!
113. Do you cry a lot? not nearly as much as I used to. usually when I cry now it’s because I am lying in bed trying to fall asleep and just randomly cry for no reason
114. Would you rather have a poodle or rotweiller? neither. pick another kind
115. Do you lick stamps? nope, my Mom buys the sticker kind
116. Do you use an electric can opener? No.
117. Have you ridden in a hot air balloon? No.
118. Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain? Emotional.
119. Do you think balding men should shave their heads? meh
120. Do you know anyone who is clinically depressed? yep
121. Do you prefer a piano or a violin? no se
122. Are you a sex addict? I’ve never had sex, so I wouldn’t know
123. Do you know someone who has cancer? fortunately no
124. Do you hunt? the only thing I hunt for is my keys, which I lose on an almost daily basis lol
125. Do you like fast food joints, or expensive restaurants? fast food fo sho
126. Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum? neither
127. Do you have a middle name? yes, yes I do
128. Are you basically a happy person? now I am yeah
129. Did you drink anything with caffeine in it today? nope
130. Have you ever met anyone off the internet? yeah
131. How many phones do you have in your house? six plus three cell phones
132. How long is your hair? when it’s straight it’s a little below my shoulders, since I just had it cut
133. Do you get along with your parents? Dad-yes, Mom-sometimes, usually when Marni’s not around
134. What color of eyes do you prefer? anything except for brown or grey
135. Are you an athlete? HAHAHA
136. What medications do you take? Lamictal and Ovcon 35
137. What does your bedroom look like? MESSY
138. Would you date anyone out of your race? Yes.
139. Do you like older, younger or same age girls/guys? it doesn’t matter as long as it’s within reason
140. Would you date someone who smokes? no fweakin way!
141. Does a girl/guy have to be rich? don’t have to be rich to be my girl (or guy) lol no
142. Do you prefer taller, shorter or same height girls/guys? Taller, which isn’t hard to be lol
143. Would you want a girl/guy that is or is not a virgin? yeah I definitely want a guy who is a virgin, but I realise the odss of that happening are slim. if he’;s been with one person already and di it because he was in love, then I can accept that but I can’t accept ANY reason than being in love
144. Name three important things you look for in a girl/guy? I don’t look anymore, but what I want is for him to have the same beliefs as me, for him to be understanding/sensitive, and I used to say I want someone who can make me laugh, but a lot of people can make me laugh. what I REALLY want is someone who can make me smile. if that makes sense
145. Would you date a guy/girl your friend likes or has dated? Not unless they said it was OK without me having to ask first — because then it means that it really is OK. And hurting your friends is not cool.
146. Short- or long-haired girls/guys? short
147. Honestly, when it comes down to dating a person, do looks really matter? nope but if they look good it is an added bonus
149. Do you like girls/guys that are built or skinnier? umm muscles are gross but i don’t like really skinny either
150. What is the one thing that you couldn’t live without in a guy/girl?: same beliefs as me
151. How long do you think a high school relationship should last?: I dunno, til it doesn’t feel right anymore I guess
153. if you could change one thing about yourself what would it be? MY HAIR!

New York, NY, April 28, 2005 – Nominations for the 50 th Annual Drama Desk Awards were announced today and, in a close race between three of Broadway’s newest musicals, Monty Python’s Spamalot won 12 nominations, edging out The Light in the Piazza and Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, which received 11 and 10 nominations, respectively. They were followed by Altar Boyz with seven nominations and Play Without Words with six. Winning five nominations each were Dessa Rose, Doubt and The 25 th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee.

The nominations were announced at the New York Friars Club by actors
Lynn Redgrave, currently rehearsing for The Roundabout Theatre Company’s production of The Constant Wife, and Robert Goulet, who recently joined the Broadway cast of La Cage aux Folles. They were introduced by Drama Desk President William Wolf of and Drama Desk Special Events Director Randie Levine-Miller.


Outstanding Play :
Democracy (Michael Frayn)
Doubt (John Patrick Shanley)
Pentecost (David Edgar)
The Pillowman (Martin McDonagh)
Sailor’s Song (John Patrick Shanley)
Sin (A Cardinal Deposed) (Michael Murphy)

Outstanding Musical :
Altar Boyz
The Audience
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
The Light in the Piazza
Monty Python’s Spamalot
The 25 th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee

Outstanding Revival of a Play :
Edward Albee’s Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
Glengarry Glen Ross
Outward Bound
Pullman Car Hiawatha
Twelve Angry Men

Outstanding Revival of a Musical :
Ain’t Supposed to Die a Natural Death
La Cage aux Folles
On Second Avenue
Sweet Charity

Outstanding Revue :
Absolutely Fascinating
Forbidden Broadway: Special Victims Unit

Outstanding Actor in a Play :
Adam Arkin, Brooklyn Boy
John Cullum, Sin (A Cardinal Deposed)
Bill Irwin, Edward Albee’s Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
Brían F. O’Byrne, Doubt
Jeremy Piven, Fat Pig
John Turturro, Souls of Naples

Outstanding Actress in a Play :
Veanne Cox, Last Easter
Cherry Jones, Doubt
Judy Kaye, Souvenir
Laura Linney, Sight Unseen
Frances Sternhagen, Echoes of the War
Kathleen Turner, Edward Albee’sWho’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

Outstanding Actor in a Musical :
Hank Azaria, Monty Python’s Spamalot
Mike Burstyn, On Second Avenue
Norbert Leo Butz, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
Matthew Morrison, The Light in the Piazza
David Hyde Pierce, Monty Python’s Spamalot
Bill Thompson, God Hates the Irish: The Ballad of Armless Johnny

Outstanding Actress in a Musical :
Christina Applegate, Sweet Charity
Victoria Clark, The Light in the Piazza
Sutton Foster, Little Women
LaChanze, Dessa Rose
Sherie Rene Scott, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
Rachel York, Dessa Rose

Outstanding Featured Actor in a Play :
Philip Bosco, Twelve Angry Men
Larry Bryggman, Romance
Jeff Goldblum, The Pillowman
Josh Hamilton, Hurlyburly
Paul Sparks, Orange Flower Water
Michael Stuhlbarg, The Pillowman

Outstanding Featured Actress in a Play :
Julie Halston, White Chocolate
Adriane Lenox, Doubt
Portia, McReele
Lily Rabe, Steel Magnolias
Lee Roy Rogers, Orson’s Shadow
Mary Testa, String of Pearls

Outstanding Featured Actor in a Musical :
Christian Borle, Monty Python’s Spamalot
Gregory Jbara, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
Norm Lewis, Dessa Rose
Tyler Maynard, Altar Boyz
Michael McGrath, Monty Python’s Spamalot
Denis O’Hare, Sweet Charity

Outstanding Featured Actress in a Musical :
Sarah Uriarte Berry, The Light in the Piazza
Joanna Gleason, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
Kecia Lewis, Dessa Rose
Jan Maxwell, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Maureen McGovern, Little Women
Jennifer Simard, Forbidden Broadway: Special Victims Unit

Outstanding Director of a Play :
Joshua Carlebach, Frankenstein
Scott Elliott, Hurlyburly
Scott Ellis, Twelve Angry Men
Edward Hall, Rose Rage
Doug Hughes, Doubt
Joe Mantello, Glengarry Glen Ross

Outstanding Director of a Musical :
Matthew Bourne, Play Without Words
Jack Cummings III, The Audience
Mark Dornford-May, The Mysteries
James Lapine, The 25 th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee
Mike Nichols, Monty Python’s Spamalot
Bartlett Sher, The Light in the Piazza

Outstanding Choreography :
Matthew Bourne, Play Without Words
Christopher Gattelli, Altar Boyz
Barry McNabb, Sailor’s Song
Jerry Mitchell, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
Jerry Mitchell, La Cage aux Folles
Casey Nicholaw, Monty Python’s Spamalot

Outstanding Music :
Gary Adler & Michael Patrick Walker, Altar Boyz
Terry Davies, Play Without Words
William Finn, The 25 th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee
Stephen Flaherty, Dessa Rose
Adam Guettel, The Light in the Piazza
David Yazbek, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

Outstanding Lyrics :
Gary Adler & Michael Patrick Walker, Altar Boyz
Douglas J. Cohen, Children’s Letters to God
Rick Crom, Newsical
William Finn, The 25 th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee
Eric Idle, Monty Python’s Spamalot
David Yazbek, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

Outstanding Book of a Musical :
Nell Benjamin and Laurence O’Keefe, Cam Jensen
Kevin Del Aguila, Altar Boyz
Mark Harelik, The Immigrant
Eric Idle, Monty Python’s Spamalot
Jeffrey Lane , Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
Rachel Sheinkin, The 25 th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee

Outstanding Orchestrations :
Steven M. Alper, The Immigrant
Larry Hochman, Monty Python’s Spamalot
Doug Katsaros & Lynne Shankel, Altar Boyz
Kim Scharnberg, Little Women
Ted Sperling, Adam Guettel, Bruce Coughlin, The Light in the Piazza
Harold Wheeler, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

Outstanding Set Design of a Play :
Robert Brill, A Streetcar Named Desire
Marisa Frantz, Frankenstein
Nathan Heverin, Outward Bound
Richard Hoover, After the Fall
David Korins, Orange Flower Water
Santo Loquasto, Glengarry Glen Ross

Outstanding Set Design of a Musical :
Lez Brotherston, Play Without Words
Tim Hatley, Monty Python’s Spamalot
Scott Pask, Sweet Charity
David Rockwell, All Shook Up
Anthony Ward, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Michael Yeargan, The Light in the Piazza

Outstanding Costume Design :
Lez Brotherston, Play Without Words
Tim Hatley, Monty Python’s Spamalot
William Ivey Long, La Cage aux Folles
Jeff Mahshie, Hurlyburly
Anthony Ward, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Catherine Zuber, The Light in the Piazza

Outstanding Lighting Design :
Christopher Akerlind, Belle Epoque
Christopher Akerlind, The Light in the Piazza
Mark Henderson, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Donald Holder, Gem of the Ocean
R. Lee Kennedy, The Audience
James Japhy Weideman, Frankenstein

Outstanding Sound Design :
ACME Sound Partners, The Light in the Piazza
Paul Arditti, The Pillowman
Jill B.C. DuBoff, Miss Julie
Jill B.C. DuBoff, Spatter Pattern (Or, How I Got Away With It)
Jeff Lorenz, Frankenstein
Darron L. West, Hot ‘n’ Throbbing

Outstanding Solo Performance :
Billy Crystal, 700 Sundays
Dave Gorman, Dave Gorman’s Googlewhack! Adventure
Barry Humphries, Dame Edna: Back with a Vengeance
Jackie Mason, Jackie Mason:Freshly Squeezed
Tim Miller, Us
James Urbaniak, Thom Pain (based on nothing)

Unique Theatrical Experience :
all wear bowlers
Belle Epoque
The Mysteries
Play Without Words
Slava’s Snowshow

The following noncompetitive awards will be presented by the Drama Desk at its awards ceremony:

Outstanding Ensemble Performances:
The cast of Glengarry Glen Ross
The cast of The 25 th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee

A Career Achievement Award to Julie Harris for her commitment to excellence in the theater.

To Keen Company, a Special Award for moving and enlightening audiences with plays that build upon our theatrical heritage.

In celebration of the 50 th anniversary of the Drama Desk Awards, a Special Award to The Public Theater for its 50 years of exceptional contributions to the theater.

Okay and WHY is Sara Ramirez not nominated? That makes me sad. She better for the Tonys!

1. When did you start watching SNL? i was allowed to watch certain sketches when i was little
2. How did you get into it? my parents wanted me to watch toonsis
3. Do you remember the first skit you ever saw? toonsis or love toilet but the first full episode i was allowed to watch was emilio estevez when i was in 3rd or 4th grade and i remember my dad telling me i would like opera man and he said the a-word and i was like uhhh…lol
4. Who are some of your fave cast members (past or present): gilda radner, jimmy fallon when he first started out, mike myers, chris kattan, i dunno there’s a lot!
5. Some of your fave skits (past or present): deep thoughts, the salem bitch trials, real world with shannen doherty when they keep saying there are seven people when really there are eight, real world with bob dole where he took the chair at the end even though it belonged to mtv, coneheads, 7 degrees celsius, cookie dough sport, game beaters, jew–not a jew, tom hanks’ five timer’s club monologue, the one with all the black kids with weird names, the mary catherin gallagher with rosie o’donnell and penny marshall, wake up wakefield, KEY PARTY, and of course this
6. If you could pick any era of SNL to go and host…when would it be? early 90s <—i agree
7. If you could do a sketch involving just you and one other cast member (past or present), who would that cast member be? that is a good question. i would have to say jimmy fallon just because i wouldn’t feel so bad for cracking up in the middle of the sketch lol
8. Favorite movie-that-was-a-sketch-on-SNL? coneheads
9. Lorne Michaels calls you and tells you he wants you to be on a 30th-anniversary show (involving any of your favorite cast members…if they’re dead…well, they’re alive now), but a minute later, someone walks up to you and offers you two million dollars that you could take right then and there. You’ll never have another chance to be on SNL with all your faves – which do you choose? yeah i have to go with the money. then once i have the money i can pay lorne michaels to let me host with my faves and would still have money left over. huzzah!

And now I must fill the rest of this post with some of my favorite quotes:
•I guess in Chuck E. Cheeze forever means eight months!
•Apple bobbing? Apple bobbing. Apple bobbing!
•I think there should be less violins on television..
•Is it permissible to dispense fried chicken embryos?
•We will honor your Halloween ritual by paying homage to the symbolic vegetable orb.
•Tina: Jimmy why do you have to say it was a black bear? If it was a polar bear you wouldn’t say it was a white bear.
Jimmy: It just so happens that my wife is a black bear!
•I did not stick a hot dog in my nooners!!
•That and a nickel will get you a hot cup of jack squat.
•At least I don’t have to wear a harness.
•My name is Craig. I give big hugs. You’re not my friend. If you do drugs. I’m Ariana. The boys are urgin. I’m always proud. To stay a virgin.
•Wow Tony Randall!!!
•Goodwife Merkan: One fortnight past, I saw Abigail flying on her broom!
Danforth: And?
Goodwife Merkan: And.. uh.. I caught her in the forest summoning the Devil!
Danforth: Annnd?
Goodwife Merkan: And? And, uh.. the other day, I met her on the road with the Devil, and she didn’t even introduce me.
Samuel: The bitch did the same thing to me!!
Crowd: [ screaming ] Burn her!! Burn her!!
•Guess what…I got a fever…and the only prescription is more cowbell.
•Lindsay Lohan: Tina, you admitted to me you used to have sex with a guy because you thought it would help you get into movies!
Tina Fey: Well that was before Fandango made everything so easy…
•Bill: Hey, I’m Bill. I’m from Oklahoma, and there’s nothing I hate worse.. than Irish people.
Brian: My name is Brian Kelly, and I’m from Dublin, Ireland. And I hate the English and black people!
Jeremy: Hello. I’m Jeremy, and I’m from London. There’s nothing I hate more than regular American black women.
Tammy: My name is Tammy, and I’m from Detroit. And.. I hate Italians!
Anthony: Anthony. Brooklyn. I hate poor white trash.
Suzanne: I’m Suzanne. I’m poor white trash from Oklahoma.. and I hate Eskimos.
Tookeet: Tookeet.. [ speaking Inuit ] ..lesbians.
Becky: [ obviously a lesbian, no explanation needed on her part ] I’m Becky.
•I think my whore is dead…
•Alex Trebek: Mr. Connery, where are you right now? You wrote: Good, Lord, you wrote “indoors” that’s phenomenal. Are we recording this? Ok, let’s look at your wager. “I heart boobs.” That’s beautiful.
•Hachi ju hachi.
•Chris Farley: Quaki surpi niku?
Mike Myers: Ohhh…quaki surpi pi ku.
•I went to the gynecologist and had a pap smear yesterday. For the men who don’t know, a pap smear is like a throat culture. Only you don’t gag…unless you’re really short.
•I am El Niño. For those of you who don’t habla español, El Niño is Spanish for…The Niño.

This is for Erin Pollard and everyone else that has to take the constitution test. This stuff really works; it has stuck with me since 7th and 8th grade! I’m sorry I don’t know ways to remember all of the amendments but some is better than none!

1) Feel | Freedoms
2) Good | Guns
3) Quick | Quartering
4) Said | Search/seizures
5) Ann | Accused
6) With | Witnesses
7) Copper | Courts
8) Braces | Bail and Punishment
9) For | Federalism
10) Sure | States
13) Slaves
14) and Citizens
15) Vote
16) to Tax
17) Senators,
18) Alcohol,
19) and Women’s Suffrage
20) Remember “20/20” like the TV show. The President gets sworn in on January 20
21) This one is easy to remember because it repeals the 18th amendment which is prohibition. It’s easy to remember bercause 21 is the legal drinking age.
22) Remember “22/2” The 22 for the number and the 2 because this one says that no President can serve more than TWO terms or 10 years.

1) Legislative
2) Executive
3) Judicial
4) States
5) Amend | Amendments
6) the Supreme, Religious | Supreme Court, Religion
7) Rat | Ratification

House of Representatives
25 | Minimum age to run for office
7 | Minimum consecutive years being a US Citizen
District | Where they have to live

30 | Minimum age to run for office
9 | Minimum consecutive years being a US Citizen
State | Where they have to live

Those last ones may not help, but I just remember being made to shout out “25, 7, DISTRICT, 30, 9 STATE!!” over and over and over again until we got it. And, just for the record, in order to run for President, you have to have been born in the US and have lived there for the last 14 years. I can’t remember if you have to be 30 or 35 but I’m sure you can find that out. I know that’s not all you need to know, but I hope it helps anyway. Good luck!

Remember when 7th Heaven was the moral show? These are taken from the episode guide for this season from TVtome

Simon is reluctant to talk to Eric and Annie about his relationship with Georgia (guest star Rheagan Wallace). However, he eventually drops the bomb that they are having sex and that he’s currently on academic probation for skipping classes to be with her.

Although he practices safe sex, Simon panics when his girlfriend of the moment, Sandra (guest-star Olivia Allen), confesses to him that she has an STD.

Mary (Jessica Biel, who does not appear in the episode) is pregnant again, but also to hide the fact that she has deserted her husband Carlos and her baby son Charles.

Eric hides the news of Mary’s (Jessica Biel, who does not appear in the episode) divorce, worried that it will most certainly break Annie’s heart.

Yeah and umm…what happened to Eric being a minister which he STILL is and should be, at the very least, COUNSELING Mary and Carlos instead of sitting back and letting them get divorced. And Simon? Oh don’t even get me started.

This makes me glad I’ve had a Monday night class. Wow!