Month: March 2006

Auto response from WaTEr CHuCKaLL0W: What You Gon’ Do With All That Junk Inside That Trunk?

Recycle it.
Make a collage.
Donate it to Goodwill.
Sell it on eBay.
I don’t know. Do you want it?
Consolidate it into a smaller trunk.
Preserve it so that my grandchildren may have a meaningful connection to their heritage.
Shoot it up.

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EDIT: My Dad says “CU l8er” right before he signs off of AIM, but I have had to explain to him 10 times what lol means.

Okay first let’s start with pictures that I couldn’t post before.


Josh should not be allowed to have grapes anymore.


Lol that’s great. I stole that one from Scott Hankley’s Facebook.

Okay so 30 Hour Famine was this weekend. I ate so much good food on Friday night mmm. I started getting hungry around hour 26, but then I got fine until the last hour. Then I ate so much food that my stomach hurt and I had to leave or else I would eat more and or throw up. I went shopping with Kenny for the break fast food, because I wanted to make sure we had all beef hot dogs. Yay! We also watched Ice Age and then on Sunday night there was a reference to it in Family Guy. Good timing. Oh and we had a scavenger hunt and I wound up driving Susan’s car. So now I have driven in Charleston. It wasn’t bad except for the random people that pop out everywhere.

So last night Kari had to leave the room for a few minutes while her boyfriend was in here. I knew he was going to try to start a conversation with me…
Him: Does my being here bother you?
Me: All guys make me uncomfortable, it’s not just you.
Him: Why?
Me: Because they do. How is that any of his business?
Him: You have a lot of pictures on your Facebook of you with guys.
Me: I wasn’t alone with any of them. Why does he have my pictures memorized? And I really don’t have a lot of pictures with guys. *tries to ignore him now*
Him: You should get a boyfriend.
Me: I don’t need a boyfriend. I’m fine.
Him: You should find a nice boy…

Okay why am I the only person in the entire world that is okay with me being single? I don’t understand why people can’t just let me be single and leave me alone.

So I suggested we get new floor shirts this semester since the ones last semester were inappropriate and apparently I wasn’t the only one who didn’t buy one because of that. So tonight we had a pizza party and voted on the shirt designs that had been submitted. And the one that one is really suggestive, so once again I can’t buy a floor shirt.

I’m going to a seder at U of I with Danielle, Ted, and Anne. They decided they want to sit through the two hour one at 7:45 instead of the half hour one at 5:30. But other than that I am excited! They need to be cultured lol.

Lazy Sunday: UK Narnia Rap This video has been rated R, by me, due to language.

If you haven’t seen the live action Simpsons opener you should watch it. Check the band director. It’s scary. I am still boycotting the Simpsons, which is why I found this online, because I heard about it and wanted to see it.

More chalk drawings from Julian Beever. Scroll down slowly and stop at each new frame. Julian Beever is an English artist who’s famous for his art on the pavement of England, France, Germany, USA, Australia and Belgium . Beever gives to his drawings an amazing 3D illusion.

People are actually avoiding walking in the “hole”

Which is the real guy &which beer is real?

The image below has been taken from a wrong angle:

Remember, both his feet in reality are flat on the pavement

Politicians Meeting Their End

This drawing of a Rescue was to be viewed using an inverting mirror

girl on a beach mat.

Make Poverty History drawing from the side(40 ft long)

Spiderman to the rescue

Batman and Robin to the rescue(SO COOL)

Why is it snowing again? We are having a cookout tomorrow at midnight to break the fast. It is going to be freezing outside.

Susan and I were going to be in the talent show tonight, but we were going to dance and my knee was killing me last night, so I can’t.

I told my speech teacher about the problem with the book and he told me I can just do my speech whenever I get the book, so that is good.

I hadn’t talked to Christy in like two weeks, except when she called to tell me she couldn’t come back to school on Sunday. She’s been really sick and Susan had to take her to the hospital the other day and then her Mom came to get her to take her home. She didn’t go to any of her classes this week. She didn’t even go to the Republicans meeting *gasp*. Anyway I just called her and she is still alive and should be back at school on Sunday. Yay.

It’s still not letting me post pictures!!

EDIT: I just made and entry two days in a row at 2:02am lol.

I was really angry tonight. I did get over it though. Melissa took me to the library in Mattoon where I was told the only way I could get the book would be to pay $45 for a Mattoon library card. So my Mom is going to check it out from Fremont and overnight it to me and I have to pay her back. At least it will be less than $45. The good news is my speech teacher said I can do my speech on Wednesday instead of Monday.

I uploaded Spamalot to Google video so Matthew could watch it, because he doesn’t have AIM so I can’t send it to him. Tonight I found out some punk 15 year old got a hold of the link and posted it on a forum, so I had to take it down. Then I tried to do it from yousendit.com and it crapped out on me grr.

I was also really unhappy with the way The OC ended tonight. Why so much sex? Oh and I forgot to post this from last week…
Summer: Oy.
Seth: As in “vey”? ‘Atta girl!

I had a dream last night that it was still spring break and the day before I had to go back Becky Sue asked me if I would be a Safari Guide instead and she basically made me say yes even though I didn’t want to and then the next day I was an hour late and they scheduled me in freaking section 1 and because I was an hour late I was told I couldn’t go back this summer, and I didn’t even want to be a Safari Guide.

I went to my first movie night tonight. We watched Chicken Little.
Gym teacher: DODGEBALL!!! Everybody divide into two teams: Popular and Unpopular.

I finished my 4th and final box of Thin Mints. They are all gone now.

I bought Sarah Cox a box of Frango Mints while I was home, because she likes chocolate mint and had never had them before and I made her eat them. She said they are amazing. They are. I can’t believe I had the box for three days and didn’t open it. They smelled sooooo good.

I found out Carmen Rasmusen got married. I guess her husband has never heard her sing before lol.

Matthew said I am the official American Idol historian, since I always say “Remember in season 2 when this person sang this song?” and things like that lol.

Last night we sang a Jewish song at Bible Study and I am pretty sure I have sung it at synagogue before, even though it has been so long since I really went. But it made me want to start going again when I get home, after an 11 year hiatus. But Tali is the only person my age at B’Nai, so I don’t want to go there. I want to find somewhere where there are people my age, which means I will have to venture out on my own to find one. Hmmm.

I tried to post some pictures and this is what came up SqlDateTime overflow. Must be between 1/1/1753 12:00:00 AM and 12/31/9999 11:59:59 PM. Ummm….?


You Should Be a Joke Writer


You’re totally hilarious, and you can find the humor in any situation.

Whether you’re spouting off zingers, comebacks, or jokes about life…

You usually can keep a crowd laughing, and you have plenty of material.

You have the makings of a great comedian – or comedic writer.

Well it looks like I am going to be in California this summer. If they play that stinking “Bad Day” by Daniel Powter on one more American Idol results show I am personally going to walk down Route 66 and punch whoever is in charge of that in the face. They have one more chance. I leave next Thursday.

“I had heard so much hype about In N Out. I was expecting the world and what I got was a hamburger.” -Yvette

So it’s spring now and we got more snow last night and this morning than we did all winter. I am so sick of this freaking Illinois weather BS. One of the many reasons I want to live in California.

Speaking of which, I realised yesterday that if I hadn’t dropped my Intro to Professional Writing class this semester, I could potentially be done with all my classes by the end of Spring 2007 and do my internship that summer and be in grad school for Fall 2007. This would involve taking an entire semester’s worth of classes this summer and it would probably kill me, so what’s the point? It’s too late now anyway, plus there’s no way we would ever be able to afford it, but oh well.

Yesterday we were assigned a 5-7 minute biographical speech due Monday. I am going to do mine on Gilda Radner. We need four sources and only two can be from the internet. We have like the 2nd largest library in Illinois and we do not have that book. And neither does the one and only bookstore in Mattoon. And it would take a week for them to order it. And it would take a week to order it online. I Googled the Mattoon library and it turns out they have it. So Susan went out of her way to take me there and they closed early today because of the snow. Crap! I have 30HF this weekend, so I need to get it ASAP and I don’t have time tomorrow, so now I need to find someone who can take me on Thursday. And Christy is like dying so I can’t ask her. Crap.

Okay, now to explain those weird pictures. Google let me upload the video, but it won’t play with sound, for some reason. I uploaded it again and the same problem. They told me to convert it to MPEG format, but I can’t do that unless I spend $30 on Quicktime Pro. And somehow this two minute and 55 second video is 1.18Gb, so I can’t upload it to YouTube or iFilm. Bah. But it’s for the best, because I’m sure nobody wants to hear me sing anyway lol. I’d post the video without sound, but I really don’t think anybody cares that much lol. Well, it’s the song “Mooning” from Grease.

And speaking of Grease, yesterday AOL released a list of the 25 worst sequels ever. So I opened up the list, anxious to see which number Grease 2 was. I go through the entire list and it’s not even on there???? There was a place for comments and on two pages I saw at least 5 or 6 comments asking why grease 2 was not on the list. HAHAHA. That movie is so bad Michelle Pfeiffer won’t even let her kids watch it, because she is embarrassed.

I love this new picture of me so much I can’t even believe it!!!

First of all I will explain the pictures from the last entry as soon as Google finishes uploading the video. It says it’s live now, but when I clicked the link it said the video could not be viewed.

I ran into Dr. Mitchell today. He told me I should audition for some plays. I told him if I was going to it would be a musical and I asked what the musical is next year. He said it’s “A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum.” And I said I would audition (because I don’t like being pestered. Like Will Ferrell in Austin Powers where he has to answer a question if he is asked three times lol), knowing nothing about the show, except that I would have to wear a toga lol. So I came back and looked it up….SONDHEIM?!?! I have been out of choir for three years and he wants me to do a freaking Sondheim—is he crazy?! Oh man. Well that will be interesting. The theatre on campus is set to open Fall 2007, and, due to my messing up a lot, I will still be here. I told him they should do Fiddler on the Roof and he said they are actually talking about doing that. Yay. It would be like the song “The Fiddler With no Jew” from Forbidden Broadway, which Angelfire will not let me upload for some reason. But it’s a funny song.

I talked to Kristina (roommate for next year) today and I am so freaking excited I can’t even believe it! I saw in her Facebook profile that she, like me, is obsessed with Peter Pan, so I brought that up. She even owns both the Mary Martin and Cathy Rigby versions of the musical, as well as the cartoon and Hook, of course. She has, however one upped me, as she owns Finding Neverland and I do not. But we both sleep in Tinkerbell pajamas!!!! And I told her I buy Peter Pan peanut butter just because it’s Peter Pan and she said “MEEEEEEE TOOOOOOO.” Also, she is a Christian, if I didn’t mention that before. What’s funny is she had requested to live with a friend and that didn’t work out, then she requested a single in Taylor and was even told that she didn’t get into Stevenson, but she was lied to. Well that is God for ya and I am so happy!!

Okay so after the 70s party last month some of us went to Steak and Shake and I FINALLY got the pictures from Anthony, so here they are:


Me and Ica. This was us making fun of the Brady Bunch opening credits when they are all looking at each other, but I lifted my chin up way too high and didn’t even realise it and it looks weird lol.


Anthony and me.


Ica, Susan, and me. This looks really weird because I was told not to block Susan. Then later I was told I shouldn’t have looked at the camera. I look like a fish. For the record that is not actually how I kiss.


Me and Kenny. What’s funny is at the time this picture was taken I had only talked to him once, maybe twice, and he still thought I was Susan’s roommate. It looks like we knew each other really well, but that is just not true. I cannot even believe how amazing this picture turned out, because I am like never happy with pictures of myself. I take bad pictures and I don’t think they look like me. But this one definitely looks like me. It turned out so well! Yay I am so happy!!